“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”

Winston Churchill

“No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we’re looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn’t test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.”

P. J. O’Rourke

“Scientists announced that they have located the gene for alcoholism. Scientists say they found it at a party, talking way too loudly.”

Conan O’Brien

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About theredsoxsavedmylife

Just another drunk. Not drinkin'. Thanks to 12 simple steps and The Red Sox.

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